Am I ready?

Well, after I get done worrying about the

hamburger giving me e-coli
tomatoes giving me something or other
pet food killing my dogs
mosquitos giving me west nile virus
ticks giving me encephalitis
cows spreading mad cow disease
sex giving me aids
the sun giving me skin cancer
spinach giving me food poisoning
chicken that was recalled last week
terrorists blowing up the building i'm in
mad gunmen blowing me away at mcdonalds
tornadoes, flash floods and hail and wind...
the water out of the tap being polluted or contaminated
having my identity stolen
anthrax in my mailbox
someone mugging me at the atm
the economy going belly up
getting attacked by a shark at the beach
getting attacked by a bear while camping
getting attacked by a pitbull while jogging
getting attacked by killer bees while bird-watching
getting attacked by a lion at the zoo
and running out of beer...


I'll put that on my list of things to be concerned with... thanks for the heads up!!!!!