If I then,
your Lord and Master,
have washed your feet;
ye also ought to wash one another's feet.
For I have given you an example,
that ye should do as I have done to you.

John 13:14-15

F! that.
I'm not touching anyone's feet.
I'm going worship at the foot of the cross.
There I shall find many friends, and much praise, amongst men.
Yes?

Is the cross still standing?
(before I buy my airline ticket)
`Paul