"Martinis"?  That cinches it!

You are  Leeeebruuul MOLE!!

(Voted for Obama, didn't you?  LOLOL!!!) 

Oh you're good , really good.... but you slipped up!!

Looky bhere, I done caught us a died in the wool Leeebruuul!! 

Martinis!! LOLOL!!

Should you engage in babbling and flaming, you might pause for a second and glance down at you shirtfront.

There, centered on your heart, you just might find a small highly intense RED light glowing.

Give it no heed, it is just a reflection.