"This is how a Real Apologist Turns the Other Cheek!"
HOLY UNDERGARMENTS FOR SALE!
Christian Apologist Online Extraordinare, Richard Wharton, has in the spirit of Ephesians, parcelled / packaged and presented one pair of his own undergarments to www.ebay.com where the hosure will be available for Auction.
Customers religious persuasions have however been requested upon the attempt to participate in the Auction, and Richard has announced that discounted purchase rates will be made available to adherants to Evangelical Christianity over alternative Christian denominations, and even more discounted over Atheists.
"I'm just not comfortable selling my treasures to Atheists." Remarked Wharton,
"I believe the Bible is the Final Authority, and the Bible says you do not give pearls to pigs. And if you ask me, I just happen to be auctioning nothing less than a pure pearl"
Mr. Wharton is confident that the auction will be a success, having opened the sale for bidding on the 4th of Janurary this year, biddings have been made by numerous Mormons, who are fascinated with the garments unusual symbollic markings.
When asked what he would do with the profits, Mr. Wharton stated:
"I think i'll make a deposit with these funds. You know, try and make a real solid mark. I'm a crafty economist and I won't have my financial reputation stained nor smeared."
Once again folks this the 2015 Whartogarment Auction Extravaganza hosted by none other than EBay online auctions www.ebay.com